Monday, July 05, 2010

Not a bad list

Last week, inside 48 hours these are the people I met/spoke to/took pictures of/was within 50 metres of:

Chris Moyles
Philip Schofield
Sue Barker
Boris Becker
Tim Henman
John McEnroe
Greg Rusedski
David Lloyd
David Beckham (and Brooklyn)
David Frost
Michael Parkinson
Katherine Jenkins
Prince Andrew
Prince Michael of Kent
Jonathan Edwards
Tomas Berdych
Novak Djokovic
Rafael Nadal
Andy Murray
Judy Murray
Uncle Toni
Martina Navratilova
Jana Novotna
Garry Richardson
Clare Balding
Mansour Bahrami
John Inverdale
Todd Woodbridge
Richard Krajicek
Jonas Bjorkman
Henri Lenconte
Peter Fleming
Jeremy Bates
Nick Knowles

Pretty impressive. Needless to say report to follow.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Crocs

I really hate them. Like, properly hate them. Of all the fine footwear in the world Crocs are surely the most heinous. The reason are nearly as many and varied as the variety of Crocs themselves. I'll give you just three examples.

1. They are made of plastic. Jelly shoes were made of plastic, need I say more?
2. They come in ridiculous colours. Just to highlight the fact you're wearing them.
3. Most of them make your feet look like actual boats.

Recently though I've noticed an advertising campaign online for them. It's nearly everywhere I turn online.
















Really? 'As good as you look'. And that's supposed to be a positive thing?

There is of course one demographic that can pull them off.












Bless.

Mind you, the boy could probably wear blue swimming pool bags and I'd think they were cute.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Public service announcement

GCSE papers are not easier to mark than A Level papers. GCSE papers are not quicker to mark than A Level papers. GCSE papers are not funnier than A Level papers.

Just in case anyone thought that, I can set them straight. Now.

Yes, it's marking season again. I know, I know, I promised myself I wouldn't do it, but for all the reasons above (well maybe not the funny one) I thought I'd change it up and drop to GCSE. As Julia Roberts would say, big mistake. Huge.

Excuse me, I need to go cry into my box of marking.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Strasbourg, the heart of Europe. When you get there.

Here are the photos from the rest of my trip. I know, you've been very patient with me, but I hope my joke from yesterday went some way to make it up to you.

This is rainy Paris on my way to change stations. I had thoughts about walking from Gare du Nord to Gare de l'Est, but the rain meant I had to take the scary Metro and work out tickets and everything. But I did it. All thanks to the self service machine being able to switch language. Phew.


This is Bischwiller station, just north of Strasbourg. When I was on TOM I was on a team that worked on a Methodist Church here. I so wanted to get off and have a look, but sadly there was no time. Plus I doubted my ability to take me back to the church.


This is the terrace at the hotel we were staying at. You can't quite see the pool in this picture, but it's there. Now, now, don't get excited. It was possibly the world's tiniest pool. Like one of those treadmill pools that keep the current going on cruise ships. Except there was no current. I didn't have my swimsuit with me anyway. Gutted.

I know, I'm really not making you believe this trip was anything more than a jolly with photos of terraces and banqueting tables. It's just it reminded me of the one we had in Lyon. (I was going to look for a photo to link it to, but it turns out I never put it on here. Oopsy.) Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, rough work these conferences...

We went into Strasbourg one day to visit the Council of Europe. We got three lectures by different legal experts. See that banqueting table is looking less impressive suddenly.

 This is the parliamentary assembly. Oooh.

The Council, or certainly the part we were in, has a nice 70s feel to it.

During our lectures, it was hard not to wonder what the designers of this room were thinking. Stripy blue and purple walls (textile, I imagine for sound proofing), red chairs, and brown carpet. Stylin'.

In one of the breaks, a trip to the bathroom revealed some green grouting. I know, I really do give you the inside information on here, don't I?

After visiting the Council, we went into to Strasbourg and visited the cathedral.

It's quite tall. 142 metres, I think. the highest point in Singapore is 162 metres. Fact.

We then had evening prayers in another old church. I say evening prayers, but really it was a forty minute tour of all the old features and a run through of all the priests since the year dot. I was enthralled.

Sadly in amongst the detail they did not tell us when the tables and chairs were added to the building. I'm not an expert on ecclesiastical design, but I'm fairly certain they are not original, and possibly of Swedish design.

I got flashbacks to Lyon with this carousel. Once again, I'd link it to a photo of Lyon, but that also appears to never have made it to the blog. You can just take my word for it.


I visited la Petite France in Strasbourg before I left the next day. I think they meant to say pretty, for I saw nothing small about it. 
  
Here's another one for fact fans. The building on the left with the French flag is where the French national anthem was written. La Marseillaise, my foot.

All too soon the trip was over and I was back to Paris again. This time the weather was much nicer, and I enjoyed my stroll through the streets of Paris to Gare du Nord. 

All in, I think I preferred Lyon as a city. But you can't be fussy on these conferences. Goodness know where I might be off to next. But don't worry, swimsuit is the first thing going in the case.


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

A made up joke

Two KitKats were sitting out on in the sun. One said to the other 'pass me my sunglasses, would you?' The second KitKat said 'I can't, my fingers are stuck together!'.

I'd be embarrassed to tell you how much we laughed at that when we made it up earlier.

Mind you, my joke making has come on a long way since I was five when the best I could do was 'why did the orange put his fingers in his ears?' 'Because he didn't like the smell of his own juice.'

See, the KitKat one is pretty funny now, isn't it?!
Related Posts with Thumbnails