Impressing all the wrong people

Kids say the darnest things, don't they?

I was going into class today, there was just one girl in the room. As I set my bag down on the desk to work out the plan for the day, she said 'are you our teacher today?'

'Yes, are you my student?' I replied.

'Yes!'

'What's your name?' I asked.

'Lucy.'

'Well hello Lucy.'

A moment or two later, after Lucy had left the room, a boy came in. Retelling the story, in that annoying way kids do, he recounted 'Lucy says that our teacher today is a hot hot hottie.'

Oh yeah, check me out! A 'hot hot hottie'! 

I wanted to tell Lucy that I wasn't even wearing make-up and my hair usually looks better than this, but all I could do was laugh.