I think I know what you're trying to say
O'Neill visited Cardinal Williams, the Canterbury of Armagh.
Yes, like Justin Welby is the Canterbury of Canterbury.
The OIRA changed into a more political, sociable IRA.
Sociable, socialist. Totally the same thing. That's why there's two words.
Cinemas showed things like the Internal Jew.
Like Jewish on the inside?
O'Neill waved the flag when the Pope died.
His special 'Aww the Pope is dead flag'?
When women got married in Germany you got 1000 Marx.
Marx? Like Karl Marx?
He won a lot of chairs in parliament.
Chairs and seats are the same thing I suppose.
O'Neill resigned because he had nowhere to stand at this point.
And no chairs probably.
Von Papen was horrible at his job.
His mum still loved him though.
Think it through
Conception became harder for women to get a hold of.
Well they say you can't rush these things.
Germany and the USSR signed the Anti-Soviet Pact.
Yes, those Soviets were very anti-Soviet.
People's Democracy marched in January 1969 to commemorate the Easter Rising.
Ah yes, Easter was early that year.
Direct rule let Northern Ireland be ruled from Dublin. NI wanted to be ruled from the west.
By Tyrone?
The blew O'Neill out of the power stations.
And out of power.
At the beginning when internment was first introduced, nationalists thought that it was fair because it brought back equality. They welcomed it with open arms.
Nationalists would have given internment a big, tight squeezy hug if they could.
Overall I think it that internment was a good thing because it shows that nationalists were finally getting what they want and would no longer be dominated by the unionist community.
Yeah, they showed those unionists.
Nazis made new religion called Lutheranism.
Missed second year History and the reformation then?
An agreement Germany made with other countries was the Anglo-Irish Agreement.
Really? Really?!
One of the laws was you couldn't sit beside a Jew in church.
Yeah, no, because they're probably in the synagogues.
Boys and girls had different organisations. The girls had the German Maiden League of Nations.
I see your confusion.
Hitler visited the German Ambassador in 1945 to express condolences on the death of Hitler.
Just read that back, please.
They had speaker phones in the streets playing Hitler's speeches.
Of course they did.
O'Neill sent his thoughts to the Pope when he died.
Like a medium?
O'Neill discovered the new city of Craigavon.
He was like a modern-day Christopher Columbus!
The bill of rights in NI guaranteed several rights for German people.
We can't agree to protect each other, but we agree to protect German people.
O'Neill created the new town of Craigavon which brought tourists to NI.
I can see the I heart Craigavon t-shirts now.
Spelling Bees
citry = city
cross road electron = cross road election
Brain Falaexem = Brian Faulkner
Tea shoc = taoiseach
Tusche = taoiseach
Colerean = Coleraine
Czeckolovia = Czechoslovakia
Let me be clear
The Republic of Ireland's army moved upwards to the border near Londonderry/Derry/the City of Culture 2013/the Walled City.
Disappointed you left out the Maiden City.
In 1932, the year of the three Chancellors, Germany had three chancellors.
How many? Three you say?
Hitler achieved anschluss to the dismay of the Austrian President. However, he didn't care. The reason Hitler wanted anschluss with Austria as it was his place of birth. Yes, Hitler was born in Austria.
Shocking information to a History teacher. Tell me about his Art School rejection letter too, please.
Internment was completely wrong!!!!
Some would say too many exclamation points are too. Although a different league of wrong.
The summer of '69 was nothing like the popular song would suggest.
Statistically though, someone must have got their first real six-string that summer, no?
I know I mock them, but these really are the ones that keep you going.
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