From the drafts: (no name)

This never even had a title first time round. But it was a somewhat funny story at the time. Very Princess. I think I was going to go on and tell you about my weekend. No idea what that was going to be about now. This is from July 7, 2008.


I miss living on my own a lot. Like finding things how you left them.

I was about 5 cm from the seat when I realised there was no seat. I tried to stop myself from sitting down on bowl itself (I struggle to think of a worse surprise than that) but kind of stumbled backwards, in the process hitting my right butt cheek off the corner of the sink and somehow hurting my ankle.

Would never have happened in my house.