A game for while I'm gone

Today we are off to Colorado for more skiing! Woo hoo! I'm slightly concerned though, as when I tested my pretty new skis, a lot of people seemed to fall around me so distracted they were by the beauty of them! Anyway, I don't think I'll be able to blog so while I'm away you can entertain yourselves with this.

I went to a Christmas gathering a couple of weeks ago where we played a limerick game. You know the drill, each person adds a line. This is the one that I had to complete. I thought it was hard but I thought you might like to play along while I'm away. If you're feeling brave, share it in the comments (or email me if you haven't got a Google account).

So your challenge is come up with a last line to this (it has to rhyme with the first):

There never will ever be pandas
Who can paint on a pure black canvas
When they pick up the pallet
They think it's a mallet
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Your turn! When I get back I'll tell you what I put.