Friday, November 11, 2005

Too much information?

Ok, so in an effort to prove to you that I am not some sort of freak I thought I’d tell you the things that I am definitely not even close to being obsessive compulsive about.

1. I do not know where my mobile is most of the day. Like yesterday for instance I spent an hour looking for it. Thought I’d left it in the office, then the car, then my mail box, then the post office. I discovered it under the sofa. How it got there, I have no idea.

2. I can leave dishes waiting to be washed until I have run out of everything. The other day I did in fact have cereal in a cup. No doubt if I had a gravy boat I'd use that too.

3. I don’t even have a toilet roll holder.

4. I could care less what the rest of my hair is doing. I think my hair’s appearance is testament to this fact. Hedge, a, through, backwards, dragged.

5. I can leave my clothes out for days after I get changed.

6. In fact I am not good at putting things away in general. Stuff could sit out til the cows come home, or until I trip over it and break it. Even then it could take me days to move it.

7. Sometimes I like things at jaunty angles.

8. I can go to bed quite happily without doing all manner of things.

9. Books, DVDs and other media (apart from CDs) can be arranged however they land. And it’s only CDs in my CD racks that have designated slots. In the car or other places they can be wherever they like.

10. Food is protected under the 5 second, the 10 second and indeed the however-quickly-I-can-pick-it-up rule. Unless of course it falls in something gross, or there is a hair and/or fluff attached.

Please don't worry about me. I do not fly into a fit of rage if things are not how I like them. The therapist has really helped me with that.

2 comments:

pamelaalgie said...

jaunty - good word, well used!

Kaz said...

tina, u're so articulate, i dont think i could ever write such a rant about obsessive compulsive disorder! i'm not intelligent enough hehe....i should have a go, i am goin' GCSE psychology after all!
kaz x

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